Moody Booty Apparel
Perishable - Unisex t-shirt
Perishable - Unisex t-shirt
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$28.50 USD
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Hey there, have you caught a glimpse of the "PERISHABLE" Tee yet? It's ridiculously funny. Imagine strutting around with a big, bold "PERISHABLE" plastered on your chest. It's like a walking, talking meme! The shirt practically screams, "Yeah, I'm here for a good time, not a long time," and isn't that just the perfect motto?
This tee isn't just comfy (seriously, it feels like being hugged by a cloud), it's a humor bomb waiting to explode in the most mundane situations. Picture wearing it to the grocery store and getting those double-takes – priceless! And at parties? You'll be the guy everyone wants to chat with because your shirt is basically an open invitation to banter.
But here's the kicker: it's not just about making people laugh. It's a subtle, or maybe not-so-subtle, nod to living life unapologetically, embracing every fleeting moment with a cheeky grin. Plus, it's a great way to lighten up any day, and who knows, maybe even score a few compliments (or phone numbers).
And let's talk social media gold. Snap a pic in this tee, and watch your feed light up. It's the perfect blend of style, sass, and a little bit of "did he really just wear that?" – just what your Instagram needs.
So, if you're up for adding some unapologetic fun to your wardrobe, the "PERISHABLE" Tee is calling your name. It's more than just a shirt; it's a statement, a lifestyle, a laugh. Go on, get it and let's make every outing a bit more hilarious! Life's too short to wear boring clothes, right?
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee isn't just comfy (seriously, it feels like being hugged by a cloud), it's a humor bomb waiting to explode in the most mundane situations. Picture wearing it to the grocery store and getting those double-takes – priceless! And at parties? You'll be the guy everyone wants to chat with because your shirt is basically an open invitation to banter.
But here's the kicker: it's not just about making people laugh. It's a subtle, or maybe not-so-subtle, nod to living life unapologetically, embracing every fleeting moment with a cheeky grin. Plus, it's a great way to lighten up any day, and who knows, maybe even score a few compliments (or phone numbers).
And let's talk social media gold. Snap a pic in this tee, and watch your feed light up. It's the perfect blend of style, sass, and a little bit of "did he really just wear that?" – just what your Instagram needs.
So, if you're up for adding some unapologetic fun to your wardrobe, the "PERISHABLE" Tee is calling your name. It's more than just a shirt; it's a statement, a lifestyle, a laugh. Go on, get it and let's make every outing a bit more hilarious! Life's too short to wear boring clothes, right?
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
