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You're My Emergency Contact - Greeting card
You're My Emergency Contact - Greeting card
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Dive into the hilariously unpredictable with our latest greeting card, a perfect blend of humor, camaraderie, and a dash of the unexpected. This 4 x 6 card features a vintage photo of two men standing in a room, their eyes fixed on a bed covered in an unforeseen mishap. Emblazoned with the words "You're my emergency contact. Apologies in advance.", this card encapsulates those moments of friendship that test the limits of humor and patience.
Tailored for the gay community and their allies, this greeting card is an ideal choice for those who appreciate dark humor and are not afraid to laugh at the absurdities of life. Whether it's for a birthday, an anniversary, or just a typical Tuesday, this card is sure to bring a smile (and perhaps a raised eyebrow) to the recipient's face. Blank inside, it offers ample space to add your personal touch—a heartfelt message, an inside joke, or a shared memory—making it as meaningful as it is amusing.
This card is more than just a piece of paper; it's a testament to the strength and hilarity of your relationships. It's perfect for that friend who's been with you through thick and thin (and everything in between), reminding them that no matter what happens, you've got each other's backs—mess and all.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Tailored for the gay community and their allies, this greeting card is an ideal choice for those who appreciate dark humor and are not afraid to laugh at the absurdities of life. Whether it's for a birthday, an anniversary, or just a typical Tuesday, this card is sure to bring a smile (and perhaps a raised eyebrow) to the recipient's face. Blank inside, it offers ample space to add your personal touch—a heartfelt message, an inside joke, or a shared memory—making it as meaningful as it is amusing.
This card is more than just a piece of paper; it's a testament to the strength and hilarity of your relationships. It's perfect for that friend who's been with you through thick and thin (and everything in between), reminding them that no matter what happens, you've got each other's backs—mess and all.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
